Johnny got the idea to start his motorcycle club from the movies. Blame it on Brando, ghostlike in black-and-white on the living room TV set. In an early scene of Jeff Nichols’s 2024 film The Bikeriders, Johnny (Tom Hardy) watches The Wild One. His wife flips through a magazine beside him, and his daughters dart around the house. But his eyes remain fixed—

“Hey Johnny, what are you rebelling against?” says a woman on the screen. 

“Whaddaya got?” answers Brando. 

“Whaddaya got?” Johnny repeats under his breath, smirking.

This origin story is fitting for a movie based on images. The Bikeriders is adapted from a 1968 book of the same name by photographer Danny Lyon. From 1963 to 1967, Lyon documented the Chicago Outlaws Motorcycle Club (fictionalized in the film as the Chicago Vandals), even becoming a member. He later went to New York to sell his pictures, facing a string of rejections until MacMillan bought the book—and sold it in paperback for $2.95 a pop, with the category label “Adventure” on the back. This first edition contained an introduction by Lyon, two photo sequences, and transcripts of tape-recorded interviews with the subjects. 

When I turn the pages past Lyon’s introduction, the grinning and fervent face of a young bikerider greets me. I don’t recognize him, but I pause to meet his gaze through the distance of half a century. I sense a whole story—fine, MacMillan, an “Adventure”—lurking in his wild eyes.

Lyon describes The Bikeriders as “a personal record, dealing mostly with bikeriders whom I know and care for.” His work is a nonfiction counterpoint to an image that, at the time, Hollywood was repeatedly enforcing in a whole subgenre of exploitation films (The Wild Angels, Devil’s Angels, Angels From Hell, Hell’s Angels ‘69 and Hell’s Angels On Wheels, to name a few). Nichols’s film draws its characters from Lyon’s real people. There’s Johnny, the fearsome leader of the Vandals; Benny (Austin Butler), a firebrand Vandal and Johnny’s mentee; and the tenacious Kathy (Jodie Comer), Benny’s wife and the film’s narrator. The film’s tension originates from a quasi-love triangle between Benny, Kathy and Johnny. Benny is the central character, though he hardly has much to say. Butler mumbles and moves in slow-motion as low barroom light paints him honey-gold, as if he is already a statue. Times change around them, and what begins as joyrides among friends ends up as a criminal gang. “Innocence” is over. Nichols idealizes the youth not of his characters but of their scene, and in doing so, imagines a national past at once rugged and sanitized. Lyon’s book conveys more depth. A scanned news clipping reveals that Benny is only 19. Other bikeriders are 22 and 25, decades younger than the actors who play them. They’re practically boys, toughened so early—why, how? Unwieldy contradictions and shadows of stories emerge in the transcripts. There are hints of America as a war machine, of masculinity as a conduit for violence. While the film’s narration draws verbatim from this text—with Mike Faist playing photographer Danny, dutifully holding a tape recorder—Nichols couldn’t include everything. What didn’t make the cut feels too fragile, too intense, for the big screen’s broad strokes. 

The adaptation of nonfiction stories into narrative films is nothing new. In the country of Hollywood and school district book bans, it is often through pop culture that we first encounter pockets of our nation’s history. This has obvious flaws: big-budget films are primarily made for entertainment and money, not education, and they can replicate the biases of written history to further national propaganda rather than critique it. But at their best, adaptations of real stories can bring past events to life for new audiences and even generations, honoring what once was by remembering it with care. 

While many of these films take direct inspiration from nonfiction books—just last year, Killers Of The Flower Moon and American Prometheus: The Triumph And Tragedy Of J. Robert Oppenheimer both received Hollywood treatments—a film based on a photo book is rarer. This form presents its own challenges and opportunities. The photo book typically offers less detailed context than a thoroughly researched historical text. There are more gaps, more space for interpretation. Yet strong photographs possess the intimacy of a firsthand account. The artist must be physically present, sharing space and time with the subject, to capture them. Thoughtful sequencing of these images can transform them into a chorus in which they deepen and complicate each other. 

But by the film’s end, it’s hard to say who “Danny,” the photographer, really is, or why he’s drawn to these people. The characters feel evasive and inscrutable, as if our lens was that of a passerby turning their head to follow a Harley’s harsh roar rather than a club member who’s been riding along the whole time. As the biker does for passersby, the film gives audiences romance, intrigue, and maybe a laugh, but misses out on something deeper: that intensity pulsing through Lyon’s pictures, the blood rushing, the conflict and ardor that come with really knowing somebody.

This is not at all to say that fiction can’t hold vitality. Take Johnny’s own inspiration at the hands of The Wild One, a narrative film also inspired by actual events. In 1953, it borrowed its plot from a 1951 short story inspired by the real-life “Hollister riot” of 1947, in which thousands of bikers descended upon a quaint California town in advance of a rally. As gonzo journalist Hunter S. Thompson writes in his book Hell’s Angels, The Wild One “told a story that was only beginning to happen and which was inevitably influenced by the film.” It articulated collective discontents and desires. It inspired action. 

Danny Lyon, “Memorial Day Run Milwaukee,” The Bikeriders, 1966 / Jeff Nichols, The Bikeriders, 2024

So why make a movie about mid-century American bikers in 2024? As flawed as these clubs were, elements of their structure are radical: tight-knit community in defiance of government authority. I imagine this was not lost on Lyon, whose art is deeply engaged with social issues. Before joining the Outlaws, he documented the civil rights movement and lived with future congressman John Lewis, who urged Americans to “get in good trouble, necessary trouble, to redeem the soul of America.” When asked in an interview about contemporary subcultures that share the bikerider’s spirit, Lyon answers: “the Cheyenne River and Standing Rock Sioux fighting the oil pipeline and the catastrophe of climate change.” 

Lyon’s pictures are romantic, with their rich shadows and wide-open skies, but they’re not merely about the appeal of tattoos, leather, and chrome. They depict the thrill and precarity of life lived in opposition to the establishment. But Nichols, in his translation of independent photojournalism to a star-spangled film, conveys the nostalgic aura of the past more than the radical potential of its spirit. “Rebels and rebellion are one of the saving graces of America,” says Lyon. Our country is in dire need of them now, and Hollywood is certainly not giving them to us. Make like Lyon and look to the streets instead.

Danny Lyon, “Crossing The Ohio, Louisville,” The Bikeriders, 1966 / Jeff Nichols, The Bikeriders, 2024

In his book’s introduction, Lyon expresses concern that fictional representations could cause the bikerider to “perish on the coffee tables of America.” Yet he concludes, “This attention doesn’t have the strength of reality of the people it aspires to know, and that as long as Harley-Davidsons are manufactured other bikeriders will appear, riding unknown and beautiful through Chicago, into the streets of Cicero.” That “strength of reality” is this: while Nichols’s bikeriders call to mind Brando and Dean impersonators, Lyon’s bikeriders remind me of my little brother, a 23-year-old classic car mechanic who assembled his Honda Grom in our garage using spare parts sourced on Facebook Marketplace. Someone real, someone I love. 

The book’s final spread provides an evocative moment of contrast. The first picture shows the bikeriders dressed in black, carrying the casket at a club member’s funeral as the sun beats down and casts prison-cell shadows. This somber moment sits next to an iconic image of the 1960s: Crossing The Ohio, Louisville, in which a lone bikerider speeds over a bridge. A whole spectrum of life exists between these two frames. Next to the funeral procession, Crossing The Ohio pulses with beauty and desperation. Its glimpse of freedom becomes urgent. In the wake of wartime and amid the society that discards them, these men—young and lost, injured and violent—would die to feel that alive. 

The bikerider in Crossing The Ohio looks back over his shoulder as he speeds ahead, his dark hair flying. The film mirrors this shot, with Benny striking its pose. But a crucial difference stands out: the picture’s unknown bikerider faces away from the lens, while Butler turns toward the audience. This departure transforms an anonymous figure into a celebrity. While the picture gives less explicit information about the man on the bike, this openness suggests a far vaster world. The film instead appeals to its marketplace, as if to say: Don’t worry, he’s not really dangerous. He’s your favorite heartthrob. 

Taylor Stout is a writer and editor based in Brooklyn, New York.

Here’s where celebrity stands at the end of 2024: Ryan Reynolds minted another like, billion dollars on Deadpool & Wolverine, @TheDemocrats are trying to convince us that government officials are fancam-able and that “very demure, very mindful” girl probably signed with WME. The nature of celebrity as we’ve known and understood it is being upended, and so, too, is the theatrical film landscape–or, maybe, they’re contributing to one another’s mutually-assured destruction. There are headlines abound every time a film manages to eke out a few million its opening weekend (MOVIES ARE BACK!) or fail to deliver (MOVIES ARE ACTUALLY DEAD FOREVER). Leading men and women of the moment have no guarantee of cinching their next big project, even if they can deliver on a film financially; it’s in their best interest to just start a podcast or something. So in such a confused theatrical and celebrity landscape, how is it, then, that Glen Powell is able to make a name for himself, let alone break through at all?

Glen Powell, the 35-year-old Texan actor/writer/producer maybe most known for playing kind of a jingo creep in Top Gun: Maverick, playing kind of a woke redneck in this year’s Twisters, or, for the initiated, playing “adorkable” in Netflix’s Set It Up, has had a big year. Between opening the movies Hit Man and the aforementioned Twisters, plus a horny re-release tour of Anyone But You, Powell graced the covers of Vanity Fair, Entertainment Weekly, GQ and Men’s Health. He gives great celebrity, each interview an admittedly charming blend of folksiness and exuberant masculinity. He’s self-deprecating but sexy; he’s funny but shrewd; he posts on social media but doesn’t make a habit of it. For a fraught film industry, Powell is a sigh of relief, someone that critics and execs alike breathlessly claim harkens back to a mode of celebrity that just doesn’t exist anymore. 

For their Powell cover story, The Hollywood Reporter swung big with their headline: 

RED-HOT GLEN POWELL: Can this fun-loving Texas heartthrob make movie stars sexy again?

Accompanying a chest hair-centric cover photo and an aw-shucks profile, The Hollywood Reporter hung their hopes on Powell as the steersman of a changing film industry. Powell is a type of movie star that gives the biz hope that the tried-and-true celebrity playbook is still working—but to the average moviegoer, is it? Here, the industry’s leading Glen Powell experts weigh in on The Hollywood Reporter’s bold claims. Can Glen Powell, a fun-loving Texas heartthrob, make movie stars sexy again? Is he even fun-loving, a heartthrob or a movie star to begin with? Rachel Smith, Bex LaMantia, Kat Spada and Zach Thorpe dissect this headline to get to the bottom of this star on the rise.  

FUN-LOVING

As the year of Glen Powell comes to a close, it’s time to reflect on his meteoric rise. To start, he had three huge movies come out this year. All different genres. All different platforms. Something for everybody. But even if you didn’t make it to Anyone But You or you keep forgetting to watch Hit Man, you probably witnessed his most important work: the introduction of his tiny dog, Brisket.

From his appearance on the global press tour for Twisters to the 35mm candids on his Instagram, Glen and the cast were making sure you knew this chiseled, professionally-styled leading man is just a sweetiepie “dog dad” at heart. If that wasn’t enough, he usually has Mom and Dad at every premiere, sometimes even making their way into his movies for a little cameo. And between Brisket carousels, Glen makes sure to include photos of him with his nieces and nephews. In the age of everyone worrying if celebrities are “nice”, the mysterious, untouchable movie star is less appealing. This fun-loving, down-home, “super-uncle” vibe is something people gravitate towards.

He makes sure to walk the line of movie star and “hook em” enthusiast. Movie stars aren’t shy, at least not openly. Movie stars are the people normies cannot be, but make us think they’re down-to-earth enough that we have a shot at being their friend. Glen is exactly that. Now untouchable, with two major summer blockbusters under his belt and Tom Cruise as his personal mentor, I believe he is absolutely a movie star. But then he shows up at a Luke Combs concert and shotguns a beer and you have to think, oh thank goodness, he’s one of us.

I think he’s sidestepped the heartthrob, super-sexy-movie-star thing and instead become something more important. More vital in these troubled times: Glen Powell is America’s Sweetheart.

Rachel Smith is a Massachusetts-born writer of film and television.

TEXAS

I’m from San Antonio, Texas, inarguably the best city in the state. I bought my cowboy boots in a country/Western store from a woman named Barbie, and I stand by H-E-B as the best grocery store chain in the whole country. Best believe, I would be taking advantage of the cost of living there if the politics and power grid weren’t so fucked up.

Glen Powell hails from Austin, Texas (well, claims to hail; he’s actually from Round Rock, but that’s a whole other thing). Austin is the perfect mix of Texan elements. It signals to a coastal elite that Glen is approachable, that he’s “Keep Austin Weird!”-liberal, but he still has that Southern charm: he wears cowboy boots and says “y’all” with that touch of an accent. He’s Texas-lite.

At the same time, Glen is a kind of Texan that Texan men respect and Texan women want. You’ll see him on College GameDay supporting the Longhorns (and/or as promo for his upcoming college football series, Chad Powers); he made it a point to be incredibly active with the Texas military community while on the Top Gun: Maverick press tour, and continues that commitment in his producing work. Stuff any red-blooded Texan dude can fuck with. And at the end of the day, he’s a Southern gentleman. He’ll open your doors and walk on the street-side of the sidewalk. In Twisters, he’s giving his best Cowboy Take Me Away. His Texas roots are essential to what makes him likeable, relatable—and sexy.

Bex LaMantia is a proud Texan comedian, political organizer and parent.

HEARTTHROB

In my youth, a heartthrob was someone whose pictures a teen would cut out of a magazine, like Luke Perry (Bop), Ewan McGregor (Entertainment Weekly) or Heath Ledger (Vanity Fair). These pictures would get taped on bedroom walls and inside lockers, slipped inside the plastic face of a school binder so that classmates and teachers alike knew to whom you had declared your allegiance. If it was a shirtless picture, they knew who you’d been masturbating to in your twin bed at night after your prayers.

Heartthrobs were the stars I deluded myself into thinking I might actually have a shot at dating and marrying if only we had a chance to meet “like real people.” Before bedtime, I’d focus all my thoughts on that one picture of Heath where you could see his pubes, manifesting that he’d appear in my dreams (he did; we were lifeguards who worked together at the same resort). I wrote RPF on fanfiction.net about Orlando Bloom, where he was a humble truck driver, based on a picture of him from the Internet with a mohawk (it incorporated his real-life accident where a balcony collapsed at a party and broke his back). I lectured my friends about my theory that Ewan’s marriage was doomed because of his tattoo of a heart with his wife Eve’s name on it stabbed by a dagger (prescient).

Enter Glen Powell, dubbed a heartthrob in 2024. But is he?

Glen Powell is undoubtedly a hunk—he has a hard body and a face that looks like a blue-ribbon butter carving at a Midwestern state fair. Hope Walz saw Anyone But You in theaters; Gwen Walz thinks he “looks like a nice boy.” But to either of these demographics, is he a heartthrob? Using my adolescent behavior to identify what teenage obsession defines its object as a heartthrob, what is the modern-day set of signifiers that takes a hunk from more than just an Instagrammable piece of meat, but a real loverboy that makes pulses quicken and hearts reflect in our eyes?

I don’t believe that Glen Powell fits this mold. I guess the spirit of the Tumblr fan edit has migrated to TikTok, but my FYP sure isn’t showing me any media consumers who are convinced that if they wear the right cute tank top to a screening of Twisters where Glen happens to show up that he might just decide to ask them out. Sure, I can see Glen Powell doing The Puppy Interview or Chicken Shop Date, but do actual teens see him and think, “He could be mine”?

If it were me, imagining myself as the female lead opposite Glen Powell in a movie, I don’t think my daydream would poorly photoshop my face onto Sydney Sweeney’s body. I just don’t romanticize or even sexualize him like that—and face it, neither do you! The closest I can get is fan-casting myself as, I don’t know, an Awkwafina-type who’s his getaway driver.

Kat Spada is a writer from Los Angeles. She hosts the podcast Feminist Frequency Radio along with AC Lamberty.

MOVIE STAR

To me, a “movie star” is an actor who has an innate charisma or presence that transcends technique and makes them watchable—that so-called “star power.” Beyond this charisma, movie stars have personae that lead them to be easily definable as types, which they can play to or against throughout their careers. At a certain point, in our effort to return again and again to what worked in the past, movie stars have begun to be crowned by comparison. Someone may be the new Julia Roberts or the new Leonardo DiCaprio; it’s a helpful shorthand, because audiences of different generations can understand the appeal, the persona, the mania surrounding younger stars. It’s helpful also because, as an industry, we appear to always be in crisis and are always in need of a savior. Enter: Glen Powell. 

Consistent points of reference for Powell seem to be Matthew McConaughey (Texan, a notable Richard Linklater collaborator, lackadaisical romcom lead) and Tom Cruise (hard working, almost unbelievably earnest). Yet I’m more interested in a take from director and Facebook doyen Paul Schrader, who posited, “GLEN POWELL is a movie star in the Holden/Mitchum/Newman mold.” When someone responded “Powell vs Mitchum? Jeez, no contest,” Schrader responded, “Not versus. In the lineage.”

The stars Schrader selects are interesting—Golden Age Hollywood leading men, all of whom were particularly notable for their on-screen sexuality in a post-Hays Code era. The Hays Code, a set of studio-implemented censorship guidelines, defined American cinema from the 1930s through the early 1950s, restricting the depiction of sex, among other sins. Following its decline, men traded in buttoned-up innuendo skirting censors for a franker sexuality: grittier, more explicit, even dangerous. While this was still a relatively chaste time by contemporary standards, the sexuality on display in this era laid the groundwork for what was to come. One could draw a line from Paul Newman’s dangerous appeal in Hud to Brad Pitt’s star-making turn in Thelma & Louise.

And where did we go from there? In an era of four-quadrant filmmaking dictated by corporate interests, where any shred of sexuality is politicized and hotly debated, Schrader proposes a savior in Powell, whose most recent efforts at portraying male sexuality on screen include purported “movies for adults” Anyone But You and Hit Man. Perhaps the films’ fleeting sex scenes are refreshing for an audience raised on nothing but the box office hits of the past 20 years, but it’s a far cry from William Holden in Picnic, a film about a man so virile it tears an innocent community apart. It’s sexuality on today’s terms: tepid, perfunctory window dressing.

Perhaps Powell is continuing another lineage of stardom, the next evolutionary step beyond the brave men who sacrificed their bodies to become sexless dolls for Marvel. After all, when I was watching Hit Man, which Powell co-wrote himself, I did not think of any of the things it was purported to be—a neonoir, a sexy crime caper, a good movie—but, instead, of Deadpool.

Zach Thorpe is a writer and filmmaker from North Carolina, now based in Los Angeles.

Move aside, Idris Elba. Rugged, handsome men are old news. We’ve heard whiskers—I mean, whispers—about the sexiest new type of Hollywood man: windswept, bright-eyed, food-motivated short kings with noses just a hair too prominent for their faces are the hot trend for the tail end of 2024. So, you’ve already adjusted your height settings on Hinge to 3’-7’ tall? Then it’s time for a quiz to determine your furry future! Follow the flowchart below to see which critter should curl up in your bedding.

Fiona Hansen is an LA native with a penchant for oddities, from fire breathing to haunted antiques.

It’s August 2024 as I write this, and my algorithms are feeding me nothing but late-stage Brat summer memes and Interview With The Vampire fancams. It’s the perfect intersection of my two main interests: pop girls and vampires. And who embodies those two things more than the pop star vampire himself, Lestat de Lioncourt. He’s even feuding with Taylor Swift—pre-debut. Your fave wishes. 

A lot has been said about what makes AMC’s Interview With The Vampire work so well; it’s been called one of the best shows of the decade. And while I agree, what seems to be missing from this overwhelming praise is the idea that Interview doesn’t subvert what makes vampire media corny and cringe and overly dramatic—it celebrates it. 

The latest iteration of the beloved franchise based on Anne Rice’s novels takes many liberties. Louis is no longer a whiny slave-owner, as he was in the books, or whiny Brad Pitt, as he was in the 1994 film version. He’s a Black Creole man in 1910’s New Orleans who sucks in many ways: he’s a pimp, he dabbles in some shady land development, he’s cruel to his brother. He self-soothes through a racist and homophobic world by like, being a landlord. But to the vampire Lestat, who first lays eyes on him mid-street fight, he’s perfect. 

Louis and Lestat’s relationship is truly what dreams are made of when you’re the graduate of the vampire media I grew up on. No vegetarian Twilight vampires who are victims of purity culture, no boring high school love triangles of The Vampire Diaries—just pure vampire shit. Monster rules only. The show goes deep on what becomes a decades-long obsessive, violent, bloody courtship between the two. There are many casualties, they never learn and somehow it works. Because these are monster rules.

In a show that could go full gothic horror and capital-R Romanticism at all times, Interview decides to be ridiculous. Season three promises full rock star Lestat fantasy; the earliest trailer shows the 200-year-old vampire covered in glitter and latex having a diva fit in a Behind The Music-style interview. When the trailer dropped, I felt a fangirl excitement I haven’t felt since like…One Direction days. And I’m not alone (I promise!!!!). The fan excitement over the show has propelled it through not-great ratings and has been embraced by the show’s creators, something that I’m sure has Anne Rice, known for threatening legal action over fanfiction, rolling in her grave.

Interview dares to dream of a world where vampire shit can bang, can be gross and violent and scary but also fun and campy and hot. We should expect this level of excellence from everything we watch—we should demand it. Or, we should all learn how to use CapCut and be prepared to fancam our way towards a beautiful, disgusting new world.

Arfie Ghedi is a journalist and audio producer based in Washington, D.C.

The etymology of the word Aura stems from the Latin and Greek words for air. Air is one of three elements necessary for the creation of life, and that happened to happen some 4.5 billion years ago for us to somehow end up here, today, you reading these words.

Walter Benjamin borrows the roots of this word, Aura, to situate an artwork as it exists in time and space in his seminal essay The Work of Art In The Age Of Mechanical Reproduction. Many elements (more than just three) had to come together to create an artwork, and naturally, this work possesses an air—its presence is a metaphorical breath in its context. This Aura serves the artwork’s unique qualities; its authenticity cannot be replicated or copied. However, the use function of this word evolves anthropocentrically, of course, as it is now colloquially used to describe the “vibes” of a noun, (most commonly people, sometimes places, often things, not necessarily an art object à la Benjamin). But remember, it’s said that Aura cannot be reproduced, recorded, or captured; the technology of photography will simply not translate it.

“I don’t know, they just have this Aura, like, this air about them—I can’t put my finger on it,” we’ve heard at one point or another, all gathered together hovering over a phone being passed around with a photogra—“No! Ugh, no, this isn’t a good picture, they’re so much cuter in person,” and we laugh together, the holder of the crush breathing a big sigh. “I swear, their photos do not do them justice.” I could imagine Benjamin giggling a bit, too. 

Dating apps like Tinder and Hinge overhear this type of conversation and say, “Hold my drink.” What if photos, videos and sound could do the crush justice? The hypothesis of the dating app experiment seems simple: if accelerationists who possess software engineering skills band together to create an app that possesses an algorithm guaranteed for its user to meet their match, then the apps will capitalize on pre-calculated intimacy. The next steps: insert pictures of the unique user and use earnest prompts that provide text, voice and/or video-based responses that encapsulate the Aura of a person so that you can lay in the comfort of your bed and see who’s hot. No need to pass the phone around to your friends and share a laugh, just do some swiping.

But what happens when the experiment shows signs of failure? An NPR article aptly released on Valentine's Day of this year had a headline that boasted: Maker of Tinder, Hinge sued over 'addictive' dating apps that put profits over love. Oops, the users found out about the apps’ hypothesis. When you base your entire revenue on an experiment that ideally has a singular outcome of deletion, turns out that the algorithm might not be in anyone’s favor after all.

This might be an unpopular dinner party opinion, but I’d like to root for the unintentional success of these apps: social currency in the form of dating horror stories. We produce memories by recollecting experiences (especially those most unfavorable) with one another, passing that phone around or sharing that laugh together. “You will not believe the date I went on last night,” I remember telling two of my best friends. “We had sex, then we went to the bar. I found out after we took an Uber there that he had an upcoming court date for a recent DUI and that he’d been in jail for arson. And here’s the kicker: he showed me a safe built into the floor with $100,000 in cash.” He was cuter in person, too. His profile did not come close to the Aura he emanated, the way he existed in time and space. But, because the Aura he asserted via Hinge did not correspond with reality, it was destined to fail. That, and the reasons listed above.

This date was over three years ago, but my friends and I are still hung up on this wild tale. This is a note of social currency I have in my wallet: I can whip out this story anytime, and the vehicle was Hinge. I may not have “vibed” with his Aura, but I at least was able to experience someone in their context of time and space. Benjamin is still giggling at his proven theory, and the accelerationists are panicking.

I say, let’s stop rearranging the chairs on the dating app Titanic—let’s all swim to shore. We’ll set out our towels, work on our tans, experience the three vital elements of life together. Maybe I’ll get to hear your story there on the beach, be with you off the page and hear the way your breath catches after a shared laugh, mechanically irreproducible.

Amorette Muzingo is a writer, artist, and critical bed theorist born and raised in Los Angeles.

Dating in Los Angeles sucks. More generally, dating anywhere sucks, and the apps obviously suck the worst. As one of our greatest theoretical minds, comedian and TikToker Keara Sullivan, declared, “If you met your partner on a dating app two years ago, you caught the last chopper out of ‘Nam.” Nonetheless, I remain hopeful. The L(ove) of my L(ife) exists, someday I will get a ring by spring, and just maybe I will have a Silicon Valley app developer to thank for it. 

In my cursed quest to understand men who date women better, have a little fun on the apps and also (optimistically) get laid by a smart dude with good taste, I posed the question in my Tinder and Hinge bios: “tell me about the last book u read.” These are my findings.

By asking men on dating apps what books they read, I will be able to better identify compatible matches. Like, yes, sure, they have to pass the test for being hot enough in their pictures and not annoying in their bios, but the real test is: are these men reading books that signify to me that they would be a smart, empathetic partner with long-term potential?

I have been on the apps for the better part of 10 years, and in the last year or two I have noticed a decline in the number of dates I go on in a year. Whether that is dating fatigue, a tired dating pool, becoming older and therefore less desirable to men, becoming pickier or a combination of these, I cannot be sure. Using my bio as a prompt to get more men to message me felt like a good strategy for bumping engagement on the app. Famously love is a numbers game. 

In truth, my sample size of matches for this very scientific undertaking is relatively small. To help my readers get a qualitative vibe of the population being studied here, I asked my very objective loved ones about my taste in men:

sister: “hilarious chaos hamster hunks” 
bestie: “gentle giant”
roommate: “the first thing that came to mind was: anyone that I wouldn’t like lol”

My dating app filters are set to men who date women, aged 28-40, 7 miles from my location (usually nestled between Echo Park and Cypress Park, but during the time of this survey I was also swiping at work around the South Bay).

Over the course of the month or so that I engaged in this experiment, I received 37 messages from men that responded to the prompt in my bio (and 42 that disregarded it completely in favor, mostly, of a waving hand emoji).

Most of these men self-identified as single, but 3 of them identified as Ethically Non-Mongamous (ENM) in primary partnerships. 

In truth, I have little interest in dating a man already in a relationship. The apps, however, are rife with folks looking for seconds when some of us haven’t even gotten firsts yet, respectfully. I probably was horny while swiping and didn’t look too closely at their bios, or my brain chemistry in the moment convinced me I am a far more laid back person than I actually am.

That said, the data collected from ENM men presented some of the more interesting patterns from this survey.

Of those 3 ENM men, 2 had listed Worry by Alexandra Tanner as their most recently read book. For reference, Worry is a 2024 novel about two misanthropic, mentally ill sisters sharing an apartment in New York–like Grey Gardens but less likely to stand the test of time. It took about 8 weeks for my library hold to come in, so it’s a relatively popular title in Los Angeles at present. 

A snippet from my conversation with ENM Man #1

It feels somewhat reductive to get into this, but I'd like to discuss the gender breakdown of the books the gentlemen in this survey are reading, because I feel confident that the L of my L reads books that aren’t exclusively written by men. 

For reference, I think the only book written by a man that I've read in the last few years was for my romance book club. I say this because there have been a number of studies done alleging that men and boys will only read stories by and about men and boys, while women and girls will read everything–and in fact, women make up a majority of the consumer base for contemporary literature. Gender essentialism means there haven’t been a ton of studies of reading habits of those outside of the gender binary, and that’s also lowkey outside of the scope of this survey.

Of the 8 books written by women mentioned in these messages, 5 were mentioned by the ENM men. Kinda makes you think.

The aforementioned argument started as a result of my bio

We knew this already, but many men are missing out on great reads because they avoid books by and about women. For example, the men who mentioned sci-fi seemed to really like sci-fi, and yet none of them had read anything by Octavia Butler. I source my first book recommendation (unless you have not read anything but Butler, please read that first) from the only guy who didn’t get mad when I suggested he try sci-fi not written by a white man. 

More men are reading nonfiction than I thought. Though a lot of it is related to “the grind,” most of this sample’s nonfiction titles fall into the self-help category. There was also a significant percentage of nonfiction reading on history and politics.

Something interesting is going on with the reading habits of ENM men. Are they reading more books by women because they borrow them from the women they date, or are they so adept at dating women because they read books by women?

This survey led to zero (0) dates. I should have known this considering I pretend not to notice what the men I've dated read (looking at you, guy who had only books about SNL’s history on his bookshelf). Subsequently, I did not meet the L of my L… yet. 

Men will say anything to get attention. Perhaps not novel, but worth stating nonetheless.

Annie Jay is a librarian and chihuahua owner in Los Angeles.

Do you remember the neon green fever dream that unfolded this summer? It feels like a lifetime ago when Brat, the album by Charli XCX, first took over the internet and our TikTok-rotted brains. The relentless pace of the music satisfied a collective need to go a bit feral, and the relentless marketing campaign made Brat inescapable. I wanted to love it. I thought I would, when I first heard the autotuned exclamation “Girl, it’s so confusing sometimes to be a girl!” and felt a profound thrill of recognition. But the song quickly disappointed me: it is not about the complexity of gender, but rather about the competition between two women who have been pitted against each other by the neoliberal market system which dominates the production and circulation of music—as well as everything else in our lives. 

Very quickly it became clear that Girl, so confusing was about Lorde, the New Zealander responsible for the 2013 banger Royals. Both artists released their first solo albums that year; they both fell under the extremely broad umbrella category of ‘alternative’ and they looked kind of similar, leading to several instances in the 2010 in which Charli was mistaken for Lorde. However, Lorde shot to fame and entered the mainstream in ways that Charli has only achieved recently. The positioning of the two artists in the music industry, along with the comparisons and confusion between them, seem to have lingered on in Charli’s understanding of herself and embedded in her a deep sense of competition, which became the obsession of Girl, so confusing

Only a few weeks after the release of Brat, the Girl, so confusing remix in which she and Lorde “work it out” came out. In this version of the song, the intense competition experienced and fomented by Charli is paired with deep insecurities and the reference to an eating disorder experienced by Lorde. The two ultimately decide to leave their feud  in the past, and each declare: “I ride for you.” It’s sweet, but it doesn’t do anything about the system of competition between individual workers for the benefit of those who own the means of production, which created the conditions for this diss track in the first place. When Charli and Lorde say “It’s you and me on the coin / the industry loves to spend,” it is clear to their audience that they understand these conditions. And if feminism is an intersectional tool to end oppression, then it has the potential to undo the structures of power and relationality that created the low-frequency feud between Charli and Lorde, too.

In truth, Charli remains a willing participant in this system, swinging between an intense cult of the self and an individualistic confessional tone, which have become trademarks of identity-based girlboss feminism. The way Charli relates to Lorde, in the original song and the remix alike, remains through an obsession with her career, her success, her fame, herself—not  through bonds of solidarity in the face of exploitative market forces. These politics of relationality are glaringly neoliberal. Nonetheless, the Girl, so confusing remix became the zeitgeisty feminist anthem of the summer.

The allusion to a struggle for independence from market capital and the broad topic of friendship between girls hinted at feminism. Those hints, alongside the glitchy, dystopian aesthetics of hyperpop, the auto-tune and low-res text on neon green, suggested a discontent with late-stage capitalism. The unfiltered, confessional nature of the lyrics screamed authenticity—something we may rationally know is no longer accessible in the culture, but is still necessary to progressive identity politics. And of course, there’s Charli herself, presenting an iteration of femininity with an edge, a confidence, a sexual directness and a sense of empowerment which, at first glance, seems impossible without feminism. 

Through the endless process of viral circulation and memefication, Brat’s aesthetic qualities became the basis for a left-wing reading of the work. Girls across the internet claimed that the Girl, so confusing remix was healing the damage inflicted on them and their relationships by the patriarchy. At Glastonbury, a Brat flag was raised alongside the flag of Palestine. Old analyses of the relationships between Lorde and Charli and their record labels resurfaced, unwittingly advocating against capitalism. In other words, Charli’s growing audience found in Brat fragments of their own politics of liberation and emancipation. And so those politics entered the lore of the record.

Despite political expectations born from the aesthetics of the album, there were signs all along in its content and in Charli’s public presentation that belied a progressive point of view. Charli has repeatedly complained about the expectation that everyone should be a feminist; she has not publicly shared her views on the current genocidal war waged by Israel on Gaza; she actively keeps anything vaguely political at a distance. This is part of Charli’s strategy, and it’s a well-known one: like any other successful public figure, she cultivates around herself an ideological void upon which her audience can project their own expectations. I did so without hesitation, and looked for my own conflicted feelings about being a girl in Girl, so confusing.  

To me, and to much of Brat’s audience, the association between Charli and feminism made intuitive, aesthetic sense. As many of her fans aligned themselves with Palestinian struggle for liberation, they wouldn’t have imagined Charli herself would take a different position. But then she made the unexpected decision to fill the ideological void around her by tweeting, “kamala IS brat.” Unlike the Palestinian flag, the endorsement of Kamala did not make intuitive and aesthetic sense to her fans. We thought being a brat was a white tank top, no bra, a cig and a Bic lighter. Kamala is pearl earrings, tailored suits and definitely bras. Kamala has ascended to the ultimate level of girlboss by convicting nearly 2000 people of marijuana-related offenses, implementing the Democratic Party’s most regressive and racist border policy yet and, of course, aspiring to become the face of US imperialism. 666 with a princess streak. This was the moment “brat summer” died: our understanding of the album as a space for a progressive rebellion unfolding in the club became incompatible with Charli’s own positioning of the music and herself in relation to our political context. Dare I say it? Girl, so confusing!

The move seemed out-of-touch, and revealed the politics that were quietly underpinning the album all along: an allegiance to the systems that oppress us. In Girl, so confusing, Charli swears  allegiance to the patriarchal capitalist system making her fight for her life against her peers in the music industry. In I think about it all the time, she wonders if perhaps her worth as a woman can only come from having a baby. In Von dutch she relishes in being the number one, in being obsessed over, in making money. In Mean girls, she obsesses over Dasha Nekrasova of the Red Scare podcast, who cozies up to InfoWars neo-fascists and shoots target dummies draped in keffiyeh. At the height of her cultural capital, Charli chose the US imperial project.

Whether Charli means it or not, there is a politic shaping this album, and it isn’t what I expected. I’d hoped to find in Girl, so confusing a critique of gender as a tool of patriarchal and racial oppression that I could also shake my ass to in the club. Instead, I found neoliberalism and free market competition seeping through interpersonal relationships. Brat turned out to be incompatible with the snippets of our own politics which we, the girls the gays and the theys, projected onto it. It is, perhaps, a distinctive trait of our time that the link between aesthetics and politics has grown confusing, that cultural signifiers are increasingly decoupled from their political underpinnings—but I still dream of dancing in the club while engaging in political projects of liberation.

Marta Sanders is a writer from Missaglia, Italy, currently based in Liverpool, UK. She is interested in the confusing experiences that come with being a girl in the world, and in the messy overlaps between art, politics, and feminism.

The light above Lorde in the back booth at Sky Ferreira’s trattoria is solar power soft, but she feels all off. Lorde will never be a royal, but she’ll always be a girl. And that shit is confusing sometimes.

So fucking like Charli to be late, Lorde thinks in Australian as she stares down at the menu. Italian. This would not have been Lorde’s choice. But she’s trying to be at peace with her body. Like every girl stuck trying-not-trying. Anyway, Lorde couldn’t cancel again. Charli wanted to meet with her tonight, and she said on her voice note that it couldn’t wait. What could the princess of club pop want with her? We all know the last album was a flop.

Just then, the swinging doors of the trattoria fling open and a billowing figure dressed in layered white t-shirts of varying-dress-adjacent lengths storms in.

Charli XCX has arrived. 

Charli moves towards Lorde with purpose, striking a fierce pose in front of Lorde’s table. She walks like a bitch, Lorde thinks as Charli lifts Lorde’s soda to her chest and spills it provocatively down her shirt. Lorde can’t help but notice how similar their hair looks under the light, nor the way Charli’s hard nipples peak under her sheer, soaking décolletage.

“I need to talk to you,” Charli snarls. Her Essex accent curls and growls around each word in a terrifying lilt. She tosses the glass asunder. It shatters in the corner where it lands. 

“I’m here now, aren’t I?” Lorde bites back. But her body softens before she can truly muster any menace towards the beautiful woman standing—actually, jiggling somewhat—in front of her. 

“We talk about making music but I don’t know if it’s honest,” Charli says, unblinking.

“We don’t have that much in common.” Lorde meets her stare.

Charli slides into the booth next to Lorde, leaning towards her. “Do you really want to see me falling over and failing?” Charli inches closer, dropping into a whisper. “I think I know how you feel.” 

Charli closes the distance between them in the red leather booth. Lorde holds her breath. What is she feeling? Lorde thinks in Australian as Charli reaches out her hand and curls a lock of Lorde’s hair around her finger. She pulls the strand taught, tugging Lorde’s face closer to her own. Charli licks her upper lip, right over the mole that captivated Lorde the first moment she saw it years ago. She never forgot that teasing little mark. 

“Sometimes I think you might hate me,” Charli whispers, her lips nearly inches from Lorde’s. Her hand knots in Lorde’s hair, giving it a stiff, hard yank. Lorde yelps in surprise. “Sometimes I think I might hate you,” Charli sneers. Lorde’s cry turns into moan as the pain melts into something pleasurable, as Charli’s cool fingers stroke the nape of her neck, holding her in place.

“I would ride for you Charli.” Lorde’s voice is a plea choked by Charli’s lips crashing over her own. Lorde bites harshly on Charli’s bottom lip and growls into her mouth. Classic Charli the Brat; she didn’t wait for Lorde’s green light. But two can play at that game. 

Lorde pulls harder on Charli’s lip, breaking the kiss to straddle her in the booth. Lorde flips her legs over Charli’s thighs and sucks at the gentle skin of Charli’s ghost white neck, her fingers finding those hard nipples beneath Charli’s ruined shirt, rubbing, smashing and tweaking them with authority. Charli’s hands move over Lorde’s ass, lifting her up onto the table top. The trattoria is no love club—Charli is here to fuck. Lorde can see it in her depthless almond eyes.

“Let’s ride,” Charli barks before tearing away Lorde’s dress and hoisting her legs over her shoulders. Before Lorde can say vroom, vroom, Charli is licking her, teasing her, tasting her deeply as her hands cup the sensitive skin behind her knees. 

Charli’s tongue, hot and demanding now, licks and swirls at Lorde’s maidenhead while her fingers, dextrous and authoritative now, work mercilessly up her body before one lands to twist devilishly around Lorde’s hardened nipple, while the other moves dangerously close to Lorde’s center while she, Lorde, confident and obedient now, screams and writhes on the wooden table top while Charli’s other hand (how many are there? Doesn’t matter) while it, yes, oh god yes, her fingers 360’d within Lorde’s pulsing pussy, throbbing in and out to the beat of Club Classics while Lorde, boisterous and lusty now, moans and moans and moans and comes and comes and comes and creams and creams and creams. Charli ate her fresh cannoli right the fuck up down to the very last crumb. Charli comes up for air.

“Let’s work it out on the remix.”

Jack Antonoff could never. That guy from The 1975 could never. That thirty five year old pervert that dated Lorde while she was seventeen could never. 

Billie Eillish definitely could. She’ll be in the next one.

Emily Ann Zisko is the Literary Editor of Currant Jam.

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Gelée was created and edited by AC Lamberty, with editorial assistance from Sehin Habte, Marie Marchant, Brooke Metayer and Emily Ann Zisko.


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